the 50 years tee
we did the math. you have about five decades left of waking up, commuting, and staring at screens before you are allowed to rest. what a time to be alive. capitalism is just an endless loop of pretending to care, so we made this shirt as a coping mechanism. the bunny is holding carrots because the entire system is a joke anyway. wear it to your next performance review or while dissociating on public transit. it's a classic cotton tee. it maintains its shape even when your mental state doesn't. • 100% cotton • sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • ash grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (heavy enough to ground you in reality) • taped neck and shoulders for the structural integrity you lack • double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
